Oh Poop!

The donkey was transplanted into the waffle rooms after the rooms discovery. The hazmats discovered the rooms and were instructed to research its resources . They found that they were made of waffles and syrup. They tried to collect and sell the syrup, but they discovered the syrup was high in Cyanide. They then discovered the syrup was also high in gold. Their efforts then shifted to extracting gold from the syrup. They found the most effective way to extract gold from the syrup was to create an animal entity that would eat the waffles and syrup so they could collect the poop which would have more concentration of gold. They created a hybrid donkey entity using DNA technology to be immune to the cyanide. Their efforts were successful with many tons of gold mined until they discovered the donkey entity preferred other menu options.